Friday, November 04, 2005
Post Thirty-Three: Tragedy
Anne Rice has ceased to write the Vampire Chronicles.
How incredibly sad. I mean it; I'm crushed. I really loved Armand and Lestat and Louis, and Quinn with all his fledgling issues, and his Mona Mayfair. Tragic. Mon pauvre Lestat! They'll only move on now in the horrible fan fiction of obsessed teens who really a) shouldn't be writing and b) should probably do their homework instead. Seriously, if they would read, they would understand that Lestat de Lioncourt would NEVER say "OMG!! LMAO!!1 tht's so fing sweeet!!!111111!" And that Louis would never simply shoot himself; he KNOWS that won't work, besides the fact that if it did, he's much too graceful for that.
Rest in peace in your ruinned city, my beloveds.